くっふっふー！
たまの休みもよいものである。
ほれマスター、そこの日焼け止めを妾に塗るがよい。
アサシンのちっこい妾よりは塗りでがあろう。これまでの働きの褒美じゃ、幸運を噛み締めつつ行うがよいぞ。
……じゃが、そこに置いてある鶏の血とは間違えるなよ。すぷらったなことになってしまうからな。
ん、なぜ道士の道具を一緒に置いておるのかじゃと？
この夏の浜辺に怪異が出てこんとも限らんからに決まっておる。
何やら、霊的なものを退治するなら今のうち、というような気分ではあるのじゃ。
なのでこの夏の妾は、霊的な怪異たちを狩り尽くし、
全てのさまよえる屍体をキョンシー化して傘下に置く！
というのを目標とすることにした。
出れば昼だろうが何だろうが迎え撃つつもりじゃから、
そのためにも日焼け止めが必要、というわけじゃ。
ほれ、早うせーい。
……ははーん。さては、わざとモタモタして、できるだけ長くこの水着姿を視界に収めておきたいというのじゃな？ いじらしいのう。それなら、ふむ……。
―――努力家の皇帝陛下は、
夏休みの最中も仕事のことを忘れない。
せめてここではリラックスしてもらおうと頑張って日焼け止めを塗ってあげたら、お駄賃として特別製だというキョンシーのお札をくれた。
裏返すと彼女の水着グラビアが印刷されていた。
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NA Localization:
Keh heh heh! I must say, it is nice to take a holiday every now and then.
Now go on, Master. You see that sunscreen on the table, yes? Well, then hurry up and put it on me. I am sure it will be more satisfying for you than if I were still in my small Assassin form. Consider it your reward for a job well done. Savor this good fortune while it lasts. But be sure you do not confuse the sunscreen for the chicken blood. That would make a mess in more ways than one.
Hm? You wish to know why I also have these Taoist instruments here? Why, there is no telling when undead monstrosities may intrude upon this beach, of course. If I am going to exorcise such spirit creatures, I may as well get it out of the way. So this summer, I am going to hunt down every last spirit beast I can find and add all those lost corpses to my jiāngshī army! Or at least, that is my goal. I am prepared to face them no matter when they appear, and that includes during the day. Hence, the sunscreen. Now hurry and put it on me already!
...Ohhh. Now I understand. You are dragging your feet to give yourself as much time as possible to admire me in my swimsuit, aren't you? Well, aren't you adorable. Very well then, in that case...
Even when she's supposed to be on summer vacation, the hard-working empress never forgets her duties.
I wanted her to at least relax while she was out here, so I put on sunscreen like she asked. As a reward, she gave me a jiāngshī talisman that she claimed had been custom-made.
When I turned it over, I found a pinup-style picture of her in her swimsuit.
Fan Translation:
Kufufu!
The occasional repose sure is nice.
Hey Master, put this sunscreen on me.
It would take more effort compare to applying it on the Assassin version of me.
This is the reward for your hard work so far, thank your lucky stars and get to work.
......However, do not confuse it with the chicken's blood over there, or this will turn into a splatter scene.
Hmm, you want to know why I put it together with the Taoist tools?
Obviously because who knows what kind of monstrosity would show up at this summer beach.
For some reason, I feel like if I would ever exterminate some incorporeal things, now would be the perfect time.
That's why this summer empress shall hunt down all the incorporeal monsters and turn all the wandering corpses into jiangshi under my control!
And that is exactly what I shall do!
If they plan to come out and attack, it could be any time during the day, hence the sunscreen is needed.
Come on, hurry up.
......Oh my, I see.
So you plan to be slow on purpose so you can take in this swimsuit form for as long as you can, huh? How pitiful.
In that case, hmm.....
―――The hardworking Her Majesty the Empress does not slack off even during her summer vacation.
Since I did my best to make her relaxed and applied sunscreen for her, she gave me a special-made jiangshi as a little reward.
When she turns over, the sight of her swimsuit gravure was imprinted into my mind.
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Bond Level 10 of Wu Zetian (Caster).
Wu Zetian (Caster)
