「キュケオーン探偵事務所ここに開業だーっ！！
えっ探偵ならもう間に合ってる？ そんな退屈なこと
を言わないでおくれよ。これはただの探偵業じゃないん
だぞ。なんとキュケオーンを専門に取り扱う、人理初の
探偵事務所なんだからね！ 業務はまずは調査に尾行、
張り込みに潜入、トラブル仲裁、介入、護衛、荒事対応、レシピ提案、親身なアドバイスから鋭い助言まで、キュケオーンにまつわる困り事ならなんでもござれさ！
そしてさ、ふふっ、ふふふ、エヘヘヘ、今後の計画と
してはね？ ずばり浮気関係なんてのも積極的に対応し
ていきたいなぁなんて構想を練っているところなんだ！
どんな難事件も賢くて美しいキュケオーン探偵が見事
にキュケッと解決！
なぁ！？ 素晴らしいだろうメディアたち！？」
「そうですね」
「やっぱり、パンケーキは最高ですよね！」
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NA Localization:
"The Kykeon Detective Agency is now open!!!
Huh? You already have a detective? Come on, don't be such a wet blanket. This place doesn't just do any old detective work! It is, in fact, humanity's very first detective agency specializing in kykeon! Activities include investigation, shadowing, stakeouts, infiltration, mediation, intervention, escort, handling disputes, recipe suggestions, giving both heartfelt and astute advice... We can handle it all as long as it involves kykeon!
And then...heh heh heh...as a long-term goal, I'm actively considering handling cases of infidelity! No matter how hard the case, the wise and beautiful kykeon detective can solve anything as fast as you can say 'o-kaykeon!'
What do you think? Don't all you Medeas think that's wonderful!?"
"I suppose."
"Pancakes sure are the best!"
Fan Translation:
"Kykeon Detective Agency has opened for business here!
Eh, you already have enough detectives?
Please don't say such boring things. This is not just any detective work.
Because this is the first Detective Agency in the Human History, one that specializes in Kykeon!
My work goes from following the targets, going undercover for stakeouts, trouble intercepting, intervening, guarding, dealing with fights, proposing recipes, to giving cordial advice and shrewd suggestions, as long as it's a problem related to Kykeon, I will take care of it!
And then, fufu, fufufu, ehehehe, as for my plan for the future?
Quite frankly, I really want to proactively deal with infidel relations as well, so I am polishing my plan!
Whatever difficult cases there are, the wise and beautiful Kykeon Detective will resolve them splendidly with Kykeon!
Isn't that so!? You Medeas also think it's brilliant, don't you!?"
"I think so."
"As I thought, pancakes are the best!"
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