NA Localization:
"As long as a life can be saved, we are prepared to do anything. That's right, anything!"
The summer ocean is full of dangers. Today, it may be a place to escape the heat and cool down, but if you have a problem like sharks, jellyfish, or heatstroke, and you can find them, maybe you can hire a team that will protect you from all of those dangers! A crack unit of wonderful lifesavers!
First is Ushiwakamaru!
She's an expert at sailing the rescue ship, the Babbage! But keep it a secret that she's faster when jumping across the water!
Next is Jack!
She's the best at treating any injuries. Call her right away if you're attacked by sharks. Tonight we'll have shark fin soup!
Last is Nightingale!
She can basically do anything, but she overdoes it completely! You'd think she'd give CPR to resuscitate someone, but instead she grabs the heart directly!
But she ain't gettin' on no plane, fool!
Fan Translation:
"If it's to save a life, there is nothing we won't do! Nothing!"
Even in a place one goes for a refreshing reprieve, there are sharks and jellyfish and cases of heatstroke to be found.
A summer's beach is filled to the brim with danger.
In order to protect you against that danger,
I introduce to you these extraordinary lifesavers!
First we have Ushiwakamaru!
Riding the rescue boat The Babbage, she's an expert at shiphandling!
But keep it a secret that she's faster when jumping across the water!
Next is Jack!
If you've got a wound to treat, then just leave it to her. Give her a call if a shark's attacking!
Tonight we'll have sharkfin soup!
And finally, there's Nightingale!
She can fundamentally do anything, but she overdoes it entirely!
There are tales of those suffering cardiac arrest, with expectations of mouth-to-mouth, having their hearts directly gripped and squeezed to resuscitate them!
But airplanes alone are out of her field!