どこかの特異点でも異端の天然理心流として知られないギャラクシー田舎剣法『ジェット天然理心流』奥義の書。
あなたに秘奥義を伝える今日この時に至り、瞼に浮かぶのは辛く厳しい修行の日々。ですが決して辛いだけの日々ではありませんでした。あのキラキラと輝く騒がしくも楽しい異国の地でのひと夏の思い出。謎の魔王との戦い、師匠である私とマスターの夢の共闘、死線をさまよいついに開眼した秘奥義、割り過ぎたスイカ割りのスイカ、のびたのがまた美味しい焼きそば、舌が青くなるかき氷……、すみません、話がそれました。
そうですね、私とマスターの間にもはや言葉は不要。さあ、師匠である私の絶技と遺産を受け継ぎ、銀河を翔ける真の侍となるのです。
―――雲ひとつない青空を超えて
えっ? だからいらないって!? そんなー。
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NA Localization:
The secret technique book of the Jet Tennen Rishinryu, a sword style from a backwater galaxy that nobody from any Singularity or heretical land has ever heard of.
As I impart to you this secret technique today, memories of my painful and rigid days of training return. Yet they are not all painful memories. Those sparkling, dazzling, bustling, fun times spent in a foreign land were but a fleeting summer memory to me. The time I fought against a mysterious demonic king, Master and I (where I was their martial arts master) formed a wonderful united front, the secret technique finally coming into its own after evading many life-threatening crises, a watermelon that exploded and made a mess from a game of watermelon splitting, overcooked yet still delicious yakisoba, shaved ice that dyed the tongue all blue... Oh, I'm sorry, I digress.
That's right. No words need to be exchanged between Master and I. Now, speaking as your master in martial arts, you must inherit my legacy that is this ultimate technique to become a true samurai who will tear through the Milky Way.
...To go beyond the cloudless blue sky.
Eh? You don't want it? WHY NOT!?
Fan Translation:
A book of the unknowable Rural Galaxy sword technique "Jet Tennen Rishin-ryu" known as the heretical Tennen Rishin-ryu of a Singularity somewhere.
The day I impart upon you this hidden secret technique has arrived, those painful and rigid days of training come alive in my mind.
However, it wasn't just days of pain.
There were also memories of one summer in that sparkling, shining, boisterous, and delightful foreign country.
The fight with the Mysterious Demon King, Me as a teacher and Master fighting together in a dream, finally gaining the hidden secret technique after wandering about the boundary between life and death, the watermelon that we split in the watermelon-splitting game, the soggy but still delicious Yakisoba, the shaved ice that turns our tongue blue... I'm sorry, I had gone off-topic.
That's right, there is no longer any needs for words for the time Master and I spent together.
Now, inherit your teacher's, my, secret moves and legacy, and become the true Samurai that soars through the galaxy.
...Go beyond the cloudless blue sky-
Eh? You said you didn't want it!? Why...
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