I farmed 83 boxes manually before my brain melted, I caved, and downloaded FGA...FGA’d the other 557 on bluestacks (which makes the feat far less impressive unless you think both using and dealing with a potato PC that crashes the app periodically is impressive). I opened 640 boxes in total!
First of all, I filled my entire event support with MLB copies of the event drop CE. Now that looks cursed.
I hit master level 150...
I bond 10’d Medea, Medusa, and Castoria...the whole FSN bond 10 gang is goin’ strong! 💪
I filled my 2nd archive with embers and I have a present box filled with 3-5 stack embers.
I got a shitload of Mana prisms and 7million friend points that I’m planning to use during GudGuda with hopes of Maxing out a couple 5* CEs to 100. And if you’ll notice...
I hit the QP cap of 2 MORBillion...and was stuck in reverse QP hell for awhile (having TOO much QP). To remedy this I...
Max ascended and leveled ALL 195 of my servants (except these eSports kings ofc ^) along with a ton of their skills + appends even as I was beginning to get mat-locked from leveling them further. Yes, even skills I was never planning to level or unlock...even with that though, I had excess. 😂 as the final nail in the coffin...
I leveled and 9/9/9/9/9/9’d my 6th copy of Melt. If you can’t tell by just this picture, I’m a HUGE Melt simp...so this was inevitable (both a black and white Melt is aesthetic asf. Funnily enough tho...I was STILL in reverse QP hell! Seems the power of simping has a limit after all...
The final straw that broke the camel’s back is...me unlocking about 30 extraneous command code cards, as you get refunded the 1Mill QP and color specific key every time you re-lock one back up. So haha, secret QP bank! Still, I don’t recommend it cuz re-locking expends those code removers...
Even though I have 57...it still felt wasteful on my part considering how rare these things are. Maybe don’t do it unless you have ZERO plans to use these things seriously (which is entirely plausible).
And with that, I’m FINALLY out of reverse QP hell without any excess QP in the event exchange shop or anything! Though, I’m at the 2 morbillion QP cap again LMAO. That being said, if it’s not obvious by now, being in reverse QP hell is a really fortunate problem to have, all things considered (oh no! I have TOO much money 🙃).
However, With all that in mind...the REAL hell I’m living in... is this one:
Evil boners and non-Mathematical proofs...You may be thinking: “Wow, a hundred of each, that’s not so bad,” until you realize that my account farmed 640 boxes. There’s 3 bones and proofs in each box meaning that I had farmed about 1,920 of each...(640 x 3 =1,920)
Well, news flash: I used (read: lost) about 1,800 of each of them cuz every FUCKING servant that needed them needed at LEAST FUCKING 90 of those things; it was FUCKING RIDICULOUS, dude. I’m MALDING, brodeo. Broceffa, if this lottery had reality marbles in it...I’d be FUCKIGN losing them too!
(屮ಠ益ಠ)屮 REEEEEEEEEEEEEÈÉÊËĒĖĘ!
So the moral of the story is: bronze mats are a fucking sham, I say “𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀” a lot, and thank you for coming to my TED talk.