Talk:10M Downloads Campaign/@comment-30736282-20170924115032

How to fool the desire sensor:

1. Go to a secluded quiet place to make sure no one can hear you.

2. Shout these phrases loudly to empty your mind (swearing helps):

Screw the origin and the cornerstone! I brought shame to my family and my ancestor! The wind has blown my money over the wall. The crown has fired me from my job and the gates of opportunity close in all four directions. There is no more forked road to take, nor a kingdom to go back to. Mashu is the best servant, Mashu is the best servant, Mashu is the best servant, Mashu is the best servant, Mashu is the best servant. Repeat it five times but destroy its meaning each time. I will put your body under me and my fate in your sword. In these 10 rolls, if you abide by these feelings then answer me! I cast upon you my love, materials, and everything that is good in this world. Scorn and hatred be upon our enemies and all evil in this world. Five stars of power, three skills of grace, descend from your 1% rate, O destroyer of bank balance!!

3. Lift your phone over any simple geometric pattern on the floor you are currently standing on.

4. Shout and swear some more.