Talk:E Pluribus Unum Summoning Campaign 3/@comment-27818636-20160519201711

WHY DO YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY WEAKNESS RNG?! WHY?!! I WAS JUST LEVELING UP MY CRAFT ESSENCES TO MAKE SOME SPACE FOR MY CRAFT ESSENCE INVENTORY WHEN SOLA-UI GAVE ME NOT 1, NOT 2, BUT 3 GREAT SUCCESSES!

FROM EXPERIENCE I THOUGHT FUCK YOU GAME I AIN'T FALLING FOR YOUR TRICK! BUT I THOUGHT TO MYSELF MAYBE THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM?

SO I ROLLED THE GACHA TWICE AND GOT NOTHING BUT SHIT.

24-8=16. FUCK YOU.

THEN LOOKING AT MY SERVANTS, I NOTICED THAT EURYALE WAS ONLY 6600 EXP SHORT TO REACHING LEVEL 60. I HAD A 2*RIDER AND A 1* ARCHER EXP CARDS AND BAM ANOTHER GREAT SUCCESS.

JUDGING FROM EXPERIENCE, LEVELING UP SERVANTS YIELDS GOOD RESULTS SO FUCK IT I AM GOING TO TRY AND GET THAT FUCKER WHO NTR'D ME FROM MEDB! CUZ ONLY I CAN NTR ANIME GIRLS! (AND PROBABLY SOME IRL GIRLS IF THE LOVER IS AN ASSHOLE, BUT I DIGRESS).

FIRST ROLL, MOON CELL (FUCK! GET LOST AND GET TO THE FP GACHA ALREADY!)

(QUARTZ COUNT: 16-4=12)

SECOND ROLL. GOLDEN SPARKLES! (PLEASE BE A BERSERKER, PLEASE BE A BERSERKER, PLEASE BE A BERSERKER!)

..... AND IT IS EDISON...

(QUARTZ COUNT:12-4=8)

16 QUARTZ WASTED.... 16... 16... 16.... 16.... ALL THAT TIME SPENT FARMING THEM... KU.. KU...

KUUUUSSSSOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN YOU DOPAMINES! DAMN YOU! STOP WHISPERING TO ME THAT THE NEXT ONE WOULD GET ME A GOOD ONE! WHAT IF IT IS CRAP? HUH?!

I FUCKING HATE YOU MORE THAN EVER CU CHULAINN ALTER! SUCK A CURRUID TENTACLE! (UGGH WHY DID I EVEN SUGGEST THAT?!) FIRST YOU MEDB'S FANTASY MAN AND NOW YOU FUCK ME!?

ALSO DW. NEXT TIME YOU DO A RATE UP WITH A GAR SERVANT (GOD THAT HURTS TO ADMIT CU ALTER IS AWESOME) DON'T LUMP HIM WITH A SERVANT THAT I AM PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO USE! AT LEAST GIVE EMIYA A RATE UP AS WELL SO I COULD HAVE GOTTEN HIM TO NP3 ALREADY AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS FURBALL'S ASCENSION MATS! ALSO WHY IS HE EVEN A CASTER!? THERE ARE TOO MANY CASTERS IN THIS GAME ALREADY!!

P.S.: GACHA IS BAD CIVILIZATION!!

http://www.fate-go.jp/manga_fgo2/comic23.html

I ENVY YOU ALTERA, WISH I GOT MESELF AN ARTORIA OR HER DAUGHTER... MUST GET THE RED FACTION. FUCK BLACK FACTION! SHIROU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE PROTAGONIST! FUCK SIEG!

AND JEANNE... JEANNE... YOU DISAPPOINT ME... NOT IN THIS GAME BUT IN APOCRYPHA... I SWEAR IF I GET SIEG (NOT SIEGFRIED, HE IS GAR, NOT THAT WIMP WHO GOT IT EASY WITHOUT A DAY OF TRAINING), I WILL BURN HIM. SO I CAN NTR YOU IN MY MENTAL LANDSCAPE OF THIS GAME...

.... I need professional help...