User:Calatore

About Me
I am Calatore, and that's all you need to know. I'm an ordinary librarian who once spent my time scribbling things on the wall and the floor in order to research techniques on deep-frying everything. My hobby is creating shorthands for books in the library, as well as playing tabletop games such as Riichi Mahjong (I'm very good at it, trust me), Go, Chess, Poker, Bridge (even though I hate this one), and Cards Against Humanity against fellow visitors.

My luck seems to be pretty abysmal in this game, so bear with me if I didn't present powerful and popular Servants, since it seems I attract unpopular Servants due to their differing mechanics or Servants with 'Evil' somewhere on their alignment.

Other Things
Books that I like: Things that I like: Favorite Servants (descending from the most favorite):
 * Anne of Green Gables, and its sequels. Even the prequel.
 * The Godfather.
 * Any reading on Nobunaga Oda.
 * The local literature magazine.
 * Good food.
 * Even better drinks.
 * Especially water.
 * Good books.
 * Rainy weather.
 * Visitors that don't suddenly defecate on the corner of the library or do other indecent, inappropriate things upon discovering that:
 * 1) The book they wanted to borrow is not here yet.
 * 2) The library is not a place where you can own a book for free. For the last time, you are just borrowing it, and we're lending it to ya.
 * 3) Their favorite film played by inexplicably, fantastically handsome actor or beautiful actress was based on a book.
 * Nobunaga Oda
 * ISKANDAR
 * Hans Christian Andersen
 * William Shakespeare (for the sheer hilariousness of it)
 * Karna

Noble Phantasm
What, you didn't think I have one?