Talk:Ibaraki Dōji/@comment-35617091-20180626160212/@comment-35700336-20180629223225

1. Injested too much sodium, mouth feels dry 2. Goes to the grocery store to buy fruits rich in potassium 3. Clerk points you to a lottery wheel 4. Insert spikey stones into lottery to give it a spin 5. 2 jugs of milk pops out instead of bananas 6. Has to spend the rest of the day with dry mouth