Talk:Paris/@comment-31760473-20190804173205/@comment-26359824-20190804221459

I bet Paris called Helen "Onne-chan" and caused her to experience a full shotacon meltdown.

Soldier 1: Hey... isn't that Helen of Troy? Are we kidnapping her or something?

Soldier 2: *whispering* Keep it down! She just boarded us with Lord Paris with a weird look in her eyes and hasn't stopped gazing at him since. I think I even saw her drooling a bit.

Soldier 1: Ah.... is that so? Still she's quite looker don't you think.

Soldier 2: Yeah whatever, just avoid eye contact and pretend you didn't see her.