Talk:Christmas 2017 Event/@comment-32856683-20171213210952

My god, that Altera haunted me the entire day. Really... the more I think about it, the more flabbergasted I am. Just look at it this way: This is ATTILA THE FUCKING HUN... AS A BIKINI ALIEN GIRL... RIDING A FLYING SHEEP... THAT SHITS RAINBOWS!

There are words that you just... never think you'd ever see together... This is... truly just such a stunning amount of grotesque, mind-numbing ridiculousness that... I... I honestly can't even be angry about it anymore, because it already crossed the line twice back to being amusing again.

I'm just... stunned, utterly stunned... and I am actually certain now: All this money the whales spent on their overprized lottery is not used by DW to hire voice actors and artists, but for copious amounts of LSD. That's the only fucking way this is even possible! No sane human being could ever think up shit like this... I mean... really... really...

I... I think this Noble Phantasm broke me...