Talk:E Pluribus Unum Chapter Release/@comment-27996510-20160329094156/@comment-27818636-20160329095914

Sorry to disappoint you bud, but Medb has a loose and overused pussy. She probably has some disease or something in her vagoo. Also she is probably but most likely lactose intolerant because of her history with cheese. She can't be our waifu. Rather probably a one-time fuck buddy then she forgets about us, since she had like sex with lots of people and it takes at least 7 warriors to make her cum. She belongs to Fergus, who has a bigger drill than both of us combined. But that begs the question, is her ass still a virgin I wonder? That is probably the only tight hole she has available (but knowing Fergus, he might have had a taste of that as well).

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Still want her to be your waifu? Might as well get that surgery and get that surgery Mandingo had (although it PROBABLY won't be as good as a natural Mandingo like Darius III....)